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Natalia Brilli
Sometimes the Holy Grail reveals itself when you’re just screwing around on the internet. That’s how I discovered Natalia Brilli, a designer whose fetishistic handbags and accessories are...
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The Handbag Subterfuge
None of us like Handbag Snobbery (unless we are the ones disparaging someone else’s choice of handbag.) I don’t even like it when a person praises my handbag, for god sake. When Susie B wrote about...
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I Saved $1,700 by Shopping!
Imagine how thrilled I was to see the metallic green Marni bag on the left for $1,815 at net-a-porter! It reminded me of my metallic green Not Rational handbag that I got on sale for $75, because no...
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God Save the Queen
I can’t understand anti-monarchist sentiments, when the Queen of England has given us all so much pleasure. I first fell for her in 1982, when some guy broke into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace, and...
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The Birkin Delusion
This Hermes Birkin bag is available at 1st dibs for $85,000. Can we figure out why? You could get this pink one for only $65,ooo. That’s a whopping savings of $20,ooo. But maybe you’d feel like a...
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The Hermes Lady: A Sermon
First of all, that Hermes lady is fucking nuts about her photos. She doesn’t want her photos used to mock her. They are there for praise only! They are there for gloating, not for you internet people...
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Just No.
No. No no no no no. Make a bag shaped like a boombox if you must, Moschino, but not this big. Is the joke, ‘Haha, you can’t even get it into a car?’ Or just, ‘Haha, you bought this!’ I like the words...
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Epiphanies From My Vacation
We traveled to another state for a family visit and it was an experience rich with epiphanies. Here are the ones I can remember: 1. I have zero fear of flying and no anxiety about things going wrong....
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Silver Linings: The Limited Edition DRAT Bag™
You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like “The Gift Of Cancer”? In that spirit, I’ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy,...
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The Lure Of Gucci
If I confessed to buying this Gucci jacket for $3,500 you might be horrified, but you might also feel envious and a little impressed. It’s so cute! It’s sporty but luxurious, classic but quirky, it’s...
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